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Thursday, April 28th, 2005
10:53 pm - FUCKING GOTHS

eldoug
I havent had any reason to post in a while but heres something I think we can all agree on.....
All goths should die horrible deaths. preferably being set on fire while impaled on fences, Vlad-style. I just thought i'd throw that out since they suck so hard. Every night after I take my vitamins and read my roomate his bedtime story, I pray to Jesus and ask him to kill them. Is that really too much to ask? Does the world really need all the fat, crying teenagers that miss Brandon Lee and the Crow so bad that all they can do is sit in their black rooms in their mommy and daddy's houses listening to Bauhaus or Slipknot? Let's face it, Bauhaus is terrible, and while I have nothing against homosexuals(hell, I might even be one...seriously) Slipknot is jut plain fucking GAY. Whatever, I need to rant and goths make great scapegoats. Here's a list of other things goths are good for:

Moving targets at shooting ranges
The bag the psychologist makes you punch the fuck out of to release aggression
Coraling shopping carts
Chum
Hitting them instead of your kids when lil Johnny fucks up
when you feel down and just plain need to make someone cry
Armor for humvees in Iraq (support our troops, kill a goth)
I am open to any other suggestions

current mood: pissed off

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Sunday, April 10th, 2005
9:08 pm - Sorry dude, I'd sorta forgotten I was a member, lol....

zillah_vamp
Name: Maebh. Pronounced Mave, Do not call me Mavis, Maebhy is acceptable, though, lol...Pretty much anything except Mavis...

Location: The westest west part of the west coast of Ireland

Sex (do not say "yes please"): (aww go on??)...Oh ok, I am female.

Favorite thing to do: Pick my nose *joke*...No, uh, read...
Followed sharply by making people think I'm weird...lol...

Attached/detached lobes?: what kind of lobes? I hope you mean earlobes...In that case, detached...

Whom do you loathe?: YOU...hah, eh, no. I don't really loathe many people, I just sorta, uh, blank people if I don't like them, but I don't really take it further than dislike...

What sort of muzak do you prefer: Rock, classical, oldies stuff, do you want a list of peoples? at the moment, my favourite CDs be: Pretty Hate Machine, NIN; Mechanical Animals, Marilyn Manson; Transformer, Lou Reed; No More Shall We Part, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds; Before the Flood, Bob Dylan and The Band; Songs For the Deaf, QOTSA; and Want Two by Rufus Wainright...I also like Louden Wainright III, Greenday, The Divine Comedy, Pulp...argh, ok, I shall go on no more...

Are you wearing loafers?: Nope, socks. I don't even think I know quite what loafers are...

If so, are they brown?: Bleh...

Do they SMELL BAD??: Blehdy Bleh Bleh...

Make an outrageous claim: How do I know what'll outrage you? Bleh, ok, If my mother does not see an elephant on the 45 mile trip to school tomorrow she shall scream. Bleh, is that outrageous? *shrugs* I don't know...

If I insulted you on the street, what would you do?: It depends, honestly, if you were cute I'd probably blush, if it was original I'd probably laugh, if it was an idiotic insult, I'd probably just tell you to fuck off, and keep walking...lol...

If I killed you and buried you under my floorboards (hypothetically, geez!), how would you haunt me for the rest of my life?: Only when you were on your own, that way, when you went and told other people you were being haunted and annoyed and driven to destraction by some ghost they'd lock you up for the rest of your life and deem you crazy. It doesn't mean I'd stop once you were locked up, either...Mwahahahahahaa!

And, lastly, what is your favorite film: Withnail & I


Anything else...just ask...lol...
Maebh,xxx

current mood: amused

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Friday, March 25th, 2005
12:09 am

bejeezusfactor
soulxtoast!

zillah vamp!

questionnaire!

chop chop!

entertain me!

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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
10:34 pm

bejeezusfactor
More posting!

Everybody say how you think the world will end.

It's for a short story I have to write.

No comets.

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Friday, March 4th, 2005
6:26 pm

eldoug
sooooo, like anyone got that Bill Hicks dvd? its got like 3 live performances and a documentary. It seriously fuckin owns

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Saturday, February 26th, 2005
11:00 pm - my name is doug and satans a good enough scapegoat i suppose

eldoug
If you are joining this community, please fill out the following little application, so that "we" can get to know you as a human (?).

Name:
Location:used to be long island...
Sex (do not say "yes please"): im a guy last i heard
Favorite thing to do: oh lord, stuff. i like guitars. and writing.
Attached/detached lobes?: i lost my lobes in the 'nam
Whom do you loathe?: those fuckers on sweet 16, being in the army(not for long tho mua ha ha)
What sort of muzak do you prefer: hardcore, punk rawk, jazz, and sinatra
Are you wearing loafers?:nope, got me some chucks
If so, are they brown?:blacker than shaq baby
Do they SMELL BAD??:not telling, im not that kind of girl
Make an outrageous claim:I like big butts, and in fact, i cannot lie
If I insulted you on the street, what would you do?:
If I killed you and buried you under my floorboards (hypothetically, geez!), how would you haunt me for the rest of my life?:just watch you shower
And, lastly, what is your favorite film:geez let me think...definately not kangaroo jack

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Thursday, January 6th, 2005
5:47 pm

takingxitxaway
Name: Sarah
Location: under your bed
Sex (do not say "yes please"):(damn...i was gonna say that) Female
Favorite thing to do: setting random things on fire is quite fun.
Attached/detached lobes?: detatched
Whom do you loathe?: happy people scare me.
What sort of muzak do you prefer: rock/punk/hardcore/screamo/ska/etc
Are you wearing loafers?: no
If so, are they brown?: no
Do they SMELL BAD??: NO!
Make an outrageous claim: I am Persephone, GODDESS OF THE UNDERWORLD!
If I insulted you on the street, what would you do?: Knock you out with my purse of doom, drag you to my house and hide your body in my closet.
If I killed you and buried you under my floorboards (hypothetically, geez!), how would you haunt me for the rest of my life?: I believe it would involve screeching violins, fingernails on chalkboards, Britney Spears, and the screams of dying animals.
And, lastly, what is your favorite film: I like too many to have just one favorite.

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Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
11:20 pm

imight
Name: Cara-Rae
Location: Tennessee
Sex (do not say "yes please"): vagina owner
Favorite thing to do: music. argue. create.
Attached/detached lobes?: attatched, but still gauged.
Whom do you loathe?: Celine Dion, Lars Ulrich
What sort of muzak do you prefer: I don't.
Are you wearing loafers?: no
If so, are they brown?: This getting silly.
Do they SMELL BAD??: fresh ass
Make an outrageous claim: I love everybody.
If I insulted you on the street, what would you do?: make out with you. or keep walking.
If I killed you and buried you under my floorboards (hypothetically, geez!), how would you haunt me for the rest of my life?: It would probably involve Celine Dion.
And, lastly, what is your favorite film: Party Monster

Interests for LJ: rolling down hills, big noses, fat cats, mindless dribble

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10:57 pm

bejeezusfactor
This community has no point as of yet, but I'm sure we'll get there.

First order of business: give me something to add to the interests. That is, unless you want to be known as a Captain Beeheart-listening, Philip K Dick-reading, comic book fanatic, krautrock-appreciating dexhead. Who knows, man.

Thanks 1 million!

current mood: giddy

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